Sunday 6 July 2014

Sandpaper stories and Sebastian Coe didn’t run down hills.

 Ran two marathons back to back this weekend, and I can really feel it. I’m absolutely physically and mentally drained. One wouldn’t expect the latter to be much of a factor while running but any long distance runner would agree with me that finishing a long run is largely mind over matter. You’re body is TELLING you to stop because it’s tired and your hurting, for which I don’t blame it for but you cast this aside and regrettably run your body into the ground. The ability of the brain to warn you when you’re over exerting yourself is probably a big factor in how homo sapiens is around today rather than just a collection fossilised remains deep underground somewhere in East Africa. Mind can most certainly overcome these pain signals (to a certain extent) and get you over the line in such cases!

I’ve found that podcasts will be my savior on these long distances. Because the motion of running for such a period of time becomes intensely repetitive, you can really just switch of and listen to something without breaking focus. Suddenly you’ve been running two hours and you’ve hardly noticed. Run and learn at the same time, what an absolute steal! Listened to a documentary about the Indian partition today, so have come out with some enlightening historical knowledge that I probably wouldn’t have had otherwise!

You’re probably wondering why the title of this post is what it is and I’ll briefly elucidate that now. While doing an evening run on Thursday, I was finishing up with some hill training whereby I would ascend and descend a fairly steep slope a number of times. In the field in which I was traversing up and down there lay a rotund man reading a magazine and consuming what could well have been sausage rolls (or some similar pastry-based treat). Every time I passed him, which would have been once a minute, he was chomping down yet another sausage roll. He must have got though about 12 of them all the while I was traipsing back and forth. As I was descending for the last time, he got up and decided to enlighten me with some information that he clearly must have thought would be useful. That, or he was trying to show off his superior knowledge of training and/or running. Spitting out crumbs, he mumbled in my direction “ I used to know Seb Coe mate. And he told me that he didn’t run down hills, only up them…because it’s bad for you to run down hills”. That was it. I didn’t have the heart to manufacture a worthy response to this and replied with “Yep, thanks”. I wish I had taken the time and politely had a chat with Mr. S. Roll about this truly profound bit of wisdom he had bestowed upon me. Not surprised that he “used” to know Seb.

1.    I’m not Seb Coe.
2.    Running down hills isn’t any worse for you than running is in general on all leg muscle and all associated joints.
3.    Maybe if you spent less time eating sausage rolls and reading the Sun, and more time running yourself then I would take your point a bit more seriously.

I could go on with a list of things I should have said but we get the point!

In other news, I have been in further correspondence with the race organizer and he has granted me some great advice. Seeing as though he has run over thirty 250km events I am taking note of most things he has eluded to me so far.

I asked him about blister prevention, it having not been a problem for me in the seven marathons I have run in recent weeks (I still can’t believe that I’ve run that much). He replied saying that he hasn’t dealt with a single blister in the thirty plus ultras he has completed by keeping up the following regime while training:

“Blisters, again, of the 30 or so 250km events I have done, never had a blister, even when most people have, foot preparation, simple sanding pad from Body shop about £2, sand all hard skin off 2 or 3 times a week, moisturise morning and night, people who have had lots of blisters have followed that advise and have reduced or even stopped blisters in this type of event, during the event clean and moisturize the  feet after every day, attend to any problems if they occur, dont ignore them…”

No chance am I sanding my feet three times a week! Maybe once, can you imagine what a normal human being would think if they walked in as I was frantically sand-papering my feet? If that weren’t enough for this well-intentioned person to ring up the local asylum asking that they come and collect me, they would then see me proceed to dunk both of these ‘well sanded’ feet in an industrial tub of moisturiser, smiling all the while.

I’ll only be sanding once a week…at a push.

Apologies for that! I thought it was some interesting insight into daily life of an ultra-runner.

Thanks again to all you kind and generous souls for donating money to the charity (KIMTA ) that I am raising money for, really does make tortuous weekends like this worth it. If you haven’t read much about the charity then I wrote a short piece about them early on in this blog which some of you may have not read but sums up basically what the charity is about.

The link for donating and supporting KIMTA can be found at www.justgiving.com/fireandicekibera.

Please keep donating, about £2500 raised thus far (£2000 through the website) which is amazing but I would love to raise close to £4000 now that I have passed my initial target! 

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